Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
