Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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