I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
nutella sex= disaster
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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