I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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