why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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