I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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