Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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