I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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