And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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