Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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