making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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