I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
