Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My life is pants optional.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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