Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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