But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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