Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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