it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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