is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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