what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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