it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
