so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I supernannyed him into submission
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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