We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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