Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
