Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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