He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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