i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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