Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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