I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Randomize
