can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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