Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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