so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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