Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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