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There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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