on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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