After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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