I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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