Dual....:-)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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