i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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