Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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