...so i touched it.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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