So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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