whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
