Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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