I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
then he tried to convert me to islam
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?