So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
