I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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