Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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