Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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