some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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