Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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