Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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