she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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