Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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