can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
