..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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