singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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