just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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