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(774): View more from Massachusetts

What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling

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(630): View more from Illinois

my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.

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(516): View more from New York

i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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(516): View more from New York

She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass

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(512): View more from Texas

I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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(858): View more from California

currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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(616): View more from Michigan

I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...

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(602): View more from Arizona

he bit THROUGH my nipple

(480): View more from Arizona

plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.

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(805): View more from California

I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.

(1-805): View more from California

I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.

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